Jon Mercer's Disney Story template
Transcript: Sadly, Tim forgot to bring any sort of weapon, so he was completely helpless against Dante in his snake-dragon form. Unable to understand what has happened, he questions a squirrel, who happened to be nearby collecting nuts. Even though Tim didn’t do anything all that heroic, the people of the land rejoiced and made Tim the new king of the land. Though Tim would continue to be a troll, from then on people at least tolerated him a bit more than they had before. And everyone, especially Tim, lived happily ever after. But as years passed, Tim began to bore himself out with his excessive trolling. Tim would be an absolutely perfect person, if it weren’t for the fact that he was a troll. Not the ugly, smelly kind that lives under a bridge, but the kind that annoys others and wastes their time for his own amusement. Eventually, everyone was so fed up with Tim that they threw him in jail. After a brief chat about the weather and the silly hats the prison guards wear, Tim confessed to the fairy godparent how much he wishes to see the outside world again. Noooooo! 1. Once a troll, always a troll. 2. Trolls have no souls! Please sto- Dante ponders the situation, then offers Tim a deal. He would give Tim eternal freedom in exchange for nothing less than his soul. The Adventures of Tim the Troll At first, Tim didn't seem to mind, and he spent most of his time trolling the prison guards. But to Dante's surprise, he is unable to steal Tim's soul! It seems that Dante was the only one who didn't know the first two rules about trolls: Tim, like many other trolls, does not care about the consequences of his actions, and promptly flees the scene. Before Tim could even finish his sentence, however, Dante lunged towards Tim at a frightening pace. Tim confronted Dante, and asked him to stop destroying everyone’s homes. My paper explored the topic of how storytelling has evolved in Disney movies over the years. What follows is a possibility (not really) of what the next Disney animated feature could be like, if current trends continue. Jon Mercer At about the time he had completed his character development, Dante the morally ambiguous fairy godparent visited Tim in his cell. Eventually, he underwent character development and became a normal person. Once upon a time, in a poorly-drawn faraway land, there lived a jolly old fellow named Tim the Troll. The End? Enraged by this sudden turn of events, Dante goes on a destructive rampage. After all, Dante is a fairy, and a morally ambiguous one at that. The squirrel, amazed that Tim was actually acknowledging his actions, much less apologizing for them, forgave Tim and told him that a giant snake dragon monster had come and destroyed everyone's homes. After a brief chat about the weather and the silly hats the prison guards wear, Tim confessed to the fairy godparent how much he wishes to see the outside world again. Tim agrees to the offer and begins to effortlessly escape jail to start his new life. Tim annoyed everyone he could find, including children, adults, elderly folk, even forest animals! After a brief chat about the weather and the silly hats the prison guards wear, Tim confessed to the fairy godparent how much he wishes to see the outside world again. Tim wandered around for miles before he finally found the snake dragon monster. The snake dragon monster turned out to be Dante, who apparently has the ability to turn into a snake dragon monster. After several months, he was STILL on a destructive rampage. Dante had cornered Tim on the edge of a cliff, and all seemed lost. Dante, as menacingly as he could, yelled, “IF I CAN’T HAVE YOUR SOUL, I’LL HAVE YOUR HEEEEEARTT!”, and lunged at Tim. Furious at this sudden turn of events, Dante goes on a destructive rampage. After all, Dante is a mystical create, and a morally ambiguous one at that. Just who IS this guy?! When Tim reaches the prison's front gates, Dante appears and attempts to collect his payment. Tim, now homeless, decided to defeat the snake dragon monster on the grounds of having nothing better to do. Tim, realizing that his actions had made the squirrel mad, apologized. Enraged by this sudden turn of events, Dante goes on a destructive rampage. After all, Dante is a fairy, and a morally ambiguous one at that. But through an impossible stroke of luck, Dante missed completely and fell off the cliff to his death. A satire on Disney by Jon Mercer Jon Mercer At first, the squirrel was mad at Tim, since Tim had stolen the squirrel's nuts in one of the first scenes. Because you can turn 360 degrees and walk away! When Tim finally makes his way back to his home, he finds nothing but a bunch of burning buildings, with nobody in the vicinity.